I went to this little mom and pop burger joint the other day because I like to support small local businesses. And hey, I need a bite to eat!

This place did not disappoint! The ladies behind the counter were all wearing uniforms, and the publicity material looked very up-to-date. Oh, and I better not forget, the burger was amazing, one othe best I've ever had. The burgers and fries all came in little "Harvey's" wrappers and packages. Pretty cool for a local shop!

It really got me thinking, why don't these Harvey's fellas start a franchise?

So I order a sub with some lettuce, tomatoes, cucumber, peppers, jalapeno, cheese, onions, meatballs, whateva. I take my first bite and the thing starts fallin' apart! Come on, what's a guy gotta do around here to get a sub that don't fall apart??!!

I was shopping for a sleek stylish chickmobile, but let's be realistic here with the price, ok? That's why I went to this used place. I tell the guy, "hey, I'm looking for something fancy, with a bit of luxury, but I don't wanna break the bank, catch my drift?" The guy shows me a car without a roof on it.. Hey, just cuz I'm on a budget, doesn't mean I want a car without a roof on it. Gimme a break.

I heard some of their entrees were good "pre-game meals", high in protein, low in bad fats, high quality carbs, that kind of thing eh. Lemme tell ya, I get out on the ice 15 minutes after eatin here and I just start givin er, next thing you know I got stomach cramps comin on. I got no legs, know what I mean, stomach cramps is so bad, ther just hurtin so bad. I start barfin over the bench eh, right up into my visor, cant even see i got barf all over. The fellas r tellin me, man you shouldna eaten right before the game, eh. Well nobody told me that, now i got barf all over.

eeehhh, if you're lookin' for pizza that don't fall apart, you come to the right spot. Badabing badaboom.

What a treat, ravioli rigatoni, pizza so good and doesn't fall apart. I'm tellin ya.

Ehhh, what a treat I tell you, mmmmmmarvelousioso, pizza tastes so good, and doesn't even fall apart, no problemo.

Ehhh, this pizza is delisioso, tastes great, and doesn't fall apart.

I was just in here today. What a selection! I love checking out the new releases. I didn't know Sam Roberts and The Lonely Island had new albums out. I'll have to go download them.

I contracted PM last year to install 5 windows. They did a superb job. All the windows are doing great, and I use them every day when I want to look out at something. Nice weather? Window. Squirrel in my back yard? Window. Sun also comes through them no problem, but snow and cold does not. They're perfect for looking out of, and I will never not have windows again.

I had a severe instance of fecal matter and other debris, such as feminine products, needles, and urine-soaked sanitary tissue, clogging various pipes and drains in my household. I had spent an entire afternoon trying in vain to un-clog a particular pipe that was jam-packed full of dense fecal matter, possibly the result of a family member's constipated bowel movement. Using only my bare hands, as no latex gloves were available, I only made matters worse by accidentally spreading or spraying the sewage debris around my house. I also became very ill, and had to take antibiotics for infections which occured beneath my fingernails and on my tongue (due to material being expelled into my mouth). After this episode I resolved to pay whatever monies were necesary to rectify the situation, and while I cannot recommend this business above any other, as I have no basis for comparison, I can assure prospective customers that contracting this business to perform such work is surely a better option than attempting to do it on your own.

I love going to this store to get all of the stuff for my cats, the scratching posts, the little carpet cat houses, cat toys, etc. So I'm there, doing my thing, you know, looking around, thinking about what to get for my cats. Then this little hot wheels car hits me on the foot. I'm like, "what the heck?" This isn't a hot wheels store, ok, so I know something's up. I look over and see this kid coming to get his hot wheels toy, and I'm like, "whoah there, little guy", and he just takes the car and takes off! Gimme a break! What's with that kid running around??

This place is exactly where the listing said it would be, and there is a phone number you can call. The buying and selling all happens inside a building, which is good for protecting its customers from bad weather. There is a floor inside available for walking on. All of the fish and other animals in the store are kept in containers for our convenience.

A somewhat fleeting sense of satisfaction as I was not hitherto able to subject the woman to a longer period of servitude. Performed above average work in my chamber, but I found a smidgen or two in the scullery. Also, refused to nanny my brood. Unsatisfactory.

As I am of the ursidae family, I found this bus tour to be of exceptional quality and comfort. I was left alone to snack on my mast treats and was allowed to huff and groan as loud as I pleased without repurcussion. As an opportunistic omnivore, I was occasionally tempted by the ever-present smell of seafood, but was thankfully able to restrain myself. While the seats are obviously not designed to accomodate my awkward sitting position (have you ever seen a caniform sit? haha!), I was able to sit comfortably enough. The small bathroom to the rear of the bus, however, proved to be a different matter, and I am sorry for the mountain-sized mess I may have left on a few occasions. Also, while I enjoyed our various shopping destinations, I was not allowed to enter some of the stores due to my species type. In the future, perhaps more stops could be made at picnic-style rest stops with large trash bins.

Overall, thanks for the great experience.

I got my hair cut here, and at first I was like, "Dude, what did you do to my hair? I look like a retard!" But then she was like, "That'll be $12.99 please". I was like, "Fo' real?" DAMN. This hair cut aint so bad after all, know what I'm sayin'?

In our area of Kitchener, Canada Post is notorious for receiving your goods, pretending to give you notice that they have your goods, and then returning your goods to the sender. It's happened to my wife, it's happened to me, and it's happened to my neighbors (on both sides!). It's difficult to order anything from e-bay, amazon, etc. around here because the delivery people don't seem to be doing their job. The lady that used to deliver our mail would talk to herself and then take half-hour breaks on somebody's lawn to argue with somebody on her cellphone.

I also once, very politely, asked a Canada Post employee if they could stop delivering junk mail and flyers to my house, you know, SINCE I HAVE A SIGN THAT CLEARLY STATES NO JUNK MAIL AND FLYERS, and she told me I'd have to speak with head office. What is a crown corporation doing delivering advertisements for companies anyways?

Here's your notice, Canada Post. Service around here sucks. I can't get my stuff, and because of that, I keep losing money. All you have to do is leave a little thing on my door, e-mail me, call me... The options are endless. My taxes pay your salary, so get a grip.